Hey Benji, what’s the deal with socks? Lately everybody keeps putting socks on our feet. I don’t like socks. They taste like foot. Socks are slippery and make it difficult to stand. When I’m barefoot my feet can grip the floor better. Socks are hot and make my feet sweat. I don’t like that. My feet like to breathe. Socks also get in the way of my toe sucking. Every chance I get, I pull them off, but there’s always some do-gooder slipping them right back on my feet. Are we trying to make some kind of fashion statement? Are bow-ties next? Hey Mom, every day is casual day for babies. Could you stop with the socks and please turn up the heat on the thermostat? My feet are cold.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Questioning Socks
Hey Benji, what’s the deal with socks? Lately everybody keeps putting socks on our feet. I don’t like socks. They taste like foot. Socks are slippery and make it difficult to stand. When I’m barefoot my feet can grip the floor better. Socks are hot and make my feet sweat. I don’t like that. My feet like to breathe. Socks also get in the way of my toe sucking. Every chance I get, I pull them off, but there’s always some do-gooder slipping them right back on my feet. Are we trying to make some kind of fashion statement? Are bow-ties next? Hey Mom, every day is casual day for babies. Could you stop with the socks and please turn up the heat on the thermostat? My feet are cold.
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