A Tail of Two Species

Pictured here is an American Cool Cat in the wild. One can clearly identify the American variety by its red and white striped breast and blue-jeaned bottom. Two schools of thought exist pertaining to this cub’s true bloodline. Paternal experts identify this example as a Wildcat native to the Kentucky region. Though domesticated, this animal can demonstrate extreme aggression and cunning in athletic pursuits. They naturally prey on Cardinals found in the Louisville area. Maternal scholars challenge this proposition, arguing the striped tail clearly identifies this cub’s pedigree to be a Tiger species indigenous to the Missouri State. Similar to the Wildcat in domestication and athletic prowess, but this cat prefers the taste of Kansas plains Jay Hawks. This debate is likely to continue until the cub is fully grown and shows a clear preference.