We arose at our customary 6:00 a.m. yesterday like any ordinary day, but then Benji spotted something extraordinary from his upstairs window. Pointing down into our next-door neighbor’s front lawn he exclaimed excitedly, “pee pee potty, pee pee potty!” As a fundraiser, Bellevue Church was selling “Terrible Toilets”. For a donation, ornate water closets would be placed in the front lawns of your loved ones for 24 hours. For a $20 donation, individuals could purchase insurance policies to prevent this occurrence. Apparently, the Roberts family failed to buy any insurance. The timing was perfect as it was the first day of the new school year, and as the high school’s inbound traffic is directed right past our homes, all of young Jacob’s friends were talking about his family’s new yard art.
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