Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine’s Day

Ok, so it’s Valentine’s Day. So what? Why should we care about this holiday? Look, we’re only three year old. We don’t have any girl friends, and since we don’t go to school yet, there is little opportunity for us to even meet any. And, even if we knew some girls, we wouldn’t like them unless they liked trains. And, if they did and we wanted to impress them, then we’d give them Thomas trains, not Valentine cards. So, to recap, there’s no romance in our young lives, we don’t like flowers and our parents won’t let us have candy. That leaves us with little interest in Valentine’s Day. But, wait a minute. Hold the phone. What’s this? Are these heart-shaped helium balloons for us? These are really cool! Maybe Valentine’s Day isn’t a total loss after all.

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