Daddy, would you consider buying us an airplane? We want to go visit all of our faraway family. Pleeeease! We promise to be extra good. I won’t poop during bath time anymore, and Davey promises to hold his fountain until you’ve finished changing him. We promise to sleep all night and cry quieter until you’ve had your first cup of morning coffee. You won’t have to worry about any more restaurant meltdowns, and we promise not to spit up on anybody’s GOOD clothes anymore if you just buy us a jet airplane. Granddaddy Roe says prop planes are for chumps. Buy us a jet airplane Daddy, please, please, please, please.
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