No more “Law and Order” for you

Ok Dad, you got me. I know I’m cold busted here. No talking my way out of this one. I’m not even going to try and look cute in an effort to divert your attention away from my mischief. I respect you too much for that dad. You said stay away from the cable coax and I ignored you. You ran the wire under the play mats and behind the furniture and I found it. You set out lots of toys on the floor for me to play with and I crawled over them and headed directly to the forbidden zone in spite of your clear directive not to. I did. You got me, but here’s the thing. You keep forgetting that I’m too young to understand you. I’m just a baby. The word “No” is not yet in my vocabulary, so I plead not guilty by reason of infancy.