Caught Red Handed

Yes, I heard you say stay out of the diapers, but I thought you meant something else. Well, yes I heard you say stay out of the dresser drawers, but I believed we were playing a game. I thought you were testing me to gage my physical and mental development. First you test my intelligence by moving two dressers into the nursery then tease my interest by hiding interesting items in the drawers. Then, you measured my initiative and dexterity by my ability to open these drawers and remove the items when you weren’t looking. Once I easily passed that test, you raised the degree of difficulty by removing all the drawer knobs. Today I was simply demonstrating my advanced problem solving ability, physical prowess and tenacious determination. A boy of my talents should NOT have to go to timeout for such a minor infraction.