Who Needs a Plumber?

Even an amateur plumber, with less than 18-months experience, can clearly see that you have a major leak in your hose. Left unchecked, this problem could cause your entire front lawn to get wet. It’s a good thing you called Trey to save the day. My experience with such matters has led some people to label me, Mr. Sprinkles. I remember my brother having a similar plumbing issue. It was a tough problem, but we found a patch that kept our floors dry. The solution required strapping a sponge-like pad over his leaky area. While this fix is effective, it is a high maintenance solution. His padding must be changed about every three hours when it reaches its’ absorbent capacity. Given the number of leaks in your hose, I calculate a need for several boxes of diapers a day.