This looks like trouble

Law abiding citizens can rest easier tonight after the apprehension of two of the cities most notorious perpetrators. Authorities captured these two thugs sleeping in their upstairs hideout this afternoon located ironically in one of the cities most respectable neighborhoods. Neighbors interviewed immediately after the bust reported no unusual activity around the house, but an increased number of yard toys accumulating in the accused’ backyard. Inside the safe house they found verification of various forms of foolishness. Carpet stains revealed evidence of food fighting. Television remotes had been used to actually turn people green. Laundry baskets had been emptied and dirty clothes lined the floors. Furniture had been moved and climbed upon to access forbidden objects. After a timeout in detainment, these troublemakers were released with a kiss into home custody.