Of all the rides around, by far the scariest is The Daddy Topper. Forget the roller coasters, forget the haunted houses, The Daddy Topper trumps them all. No line forms to ride The Daddy Topper, you are chosen by behavior. Act up, wander off or whine incessantly and you are asking to be chosen. You won’t see it coming; suddenly you’ll just be snatched off your feet and the ride begins. You may begin the experience with a sharp sensation in your diaper area, depending on the degree of your bad behavior. Then your liberty is taken and you begin a trill ride like no other. Riding high above the masses you negotiate precariously through crowds of people over uneven farm fields riddled with carnival tie downs ready to trip you at any point. You must always be on the look out for low hanging awnings, umbrellas and streamers that could decapitate you at every turn. Your only saving grace is the ride’s short duration. The Daddy Topper tires easily.
Monday, October 19, 2009
The Daddy Topper
Of all the rides around, by far the scariest is The Daddy Topper. Forget the roller coasters, forget the haunted houses, The Daddy Topper trumps them all. No line forms to ride The Daddy Topper, you are chosen by behavior. Act up, wander off or whine incessantly and you are asking to be chosen. You won’t see it coming; suddenly you’ll just be snatched off your feet and the ride begins. You may begin the experience with a sharp sensation in your diaper area, depending on the degree of your bad behavior. Then your liberty is taken and you begin a trill ride like no other. Riding high above the masses you negotiate precariously through crowds of people over uneven farm fields riddled with carnival tie downs ready to trip you at any point. You must always be on the look out for low hanging awnings, umbrellas and streamers that could decapitate you at every turn. Your only saving grace is the ride’s short duration. The Daddy Topper tires easily.
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