Psst, hey Davey, want to drive the old man crazy? Wait until about 4:00 am when he's drop-dead tired from staying up all night with us and then cry that you are wet. Wait until just after he slides the new diaper under your butt and then squeeze off a chocolate kiss to dirty the new diaper before he can close it. Not too much at first, then hold it. Dad will clean you up and wait impatiently for a few seconds to see if you are done, then he'll add a second clean diaper. OK, here's the fun part - again just as he gets the diaper in place slowly start the chocolate factory. He'll panic and begin cleaning you with wet wipes quickly trying to save the second clean diaper. Just continue to work the chocolate factory like a soft serve ice cream machine ,and he'll go through half a box of wet wipes trying to keep up. You should have seen the mess he made last night before I was changed. It was a SCREAM!!!
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