A finer reputation to live up to

Yesterday we suggested superhero names for Benji and Trey should be Stinkyman and Mr. Sprinkles, respectfully. Perhaps this was a parental mistake. Apparently trying to live up to these reputations, today Benji made air bubbles in his bath, and Trey hosed down the cabinet door. As parents we should have set their reputation aspiration’s bar higher. After all we want them to achieve success and distinction in whatever career they choose. Hoping for high academic achievement, let’s call them Professor Stinkyman and Doctor Sprinkles.