Friday, January 25, 2008

The Prince(s) and the Pee

All that milk we drink has to go somewhere. On an average day, we will each wet about eight diapers, which means Mom and Dad will endure 16 diaper changes a day. We will consume this package of 40 diapers every 2-1/2 days. Sometimes the diapers don’t catch everything; when our bladders are exceptionally full we will overflow our diaper wetting all our clothes and blankets. There are also occasional instances when the warm air hits our naked gun just right and it goes off. That happens a couple of times and someone tags you with the nickname Mr. Sprinkles. Does anybody else think that’s unfair? I do.

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