Hats make interesting fashion statement

Too much sun isn’t good for anyone, but even a little is bad for some. Benji has Daddy’s skin, very fair, while Trey has Mommy’s skin, very olive. Daddy burns as easily as Mommy tans, and it’s likely the boys will follow suit. Because nobody wants a sunburned baby, we’re taking elaborate precautions. When the little fellows are outside, we are keeping them in the shade as much as possible, and just in case sunshine might find them anyway, mama bought them big floppy hats for protection. That’s why they’re wearing the pimp hats. This is our story and we’re sticking with it.