While you were sleeping

Davey, you must have been sleeping for this long, because everyone’s been in here to see us. Carol dressed us in t-shirts and these puffy white M. C. Hammer pants so we could dance. Then Mom came in and added these blue cardigan-like sweaters so we wouldn’t get cold. It gives us that Yale in the Hood look, don’t you think? Then Dad came in and put baseball caps on us for some reason, maybe to make us look more macho. I mean if he really wants to help us he needs to teach us how to fight, because if we go outside looking like this the neighborhood kids are going to beat us up.