It’s too soon to Cha Cha

Overconfidence is a concern in the Trey David Edds Camp where exuberance over his substantial teeth lead has erupted in the form of spontaneous Cha Cha dancing. Meanwhile the race is tightening. Just today his opponent, Benji Edds, showed signs of a fourth tooth poking through on the upper right side. This draws Benji to within two teeth of a tooth tie. With plenty of empty gums left in this race, pundits warn that it’s still anybody’s ballgame to win. A dry spell in Davey’s teeth production and a late surge of new teeth by Benji could result in an upset of wooly mammoth proportions.