The rest of the story

Trey Davey talks a lot about my tooth, but he isn’t telling you the whole story. He implies that he is more mature, but the record just doesn’t support his claim. From day one, I was patient enough to be breastfed, which he never was. I lifted my head up first, learned to stick out my tongue first and began jabbering way before he did. I congratulate him on finally learning how to clap, but he failed to disclose that I was the one who taught him everything he knows about clapping. These are the facts and, if he claims anything different, he’s fibbing through his two bottom teeth. I’m Benji Edds and I approve this message because maturity is measured by more than one factor.