Time to Tell the Tooth

There’s been a lot of jabbering lately, and I’d like to take this opportunity to set the record straight. I was the first twin to grow a tooth. This is undeniable. I grew it on bottom and then, just to show that it was no fluke, I grew a second one on the bottom beside it. These teeth were clearly visible while my brother was still all gums. Now Benji, who considers himself a bit of a maverick, chose to grow his first tooth on top. I congratulate him on this accomplishment, but he went the easy route. Top teeth are a piece of cake compared to the bottom teeth. To prove this point, I am growing two top teeth at the same time. This brings my teeth tally to four compared to Benji’s one, and I’m still the only twin with teeth on the bottom row. I am Trey Davey Edds, and I approve this message.