Berry White to the rescue

Some years ago a study reported that infants who listened to classical music may grow up to be smarter and do better in math. Recent studies have debunked that idea, but what if the music a baby listens to really has long term developmental effects; then for example, would a child who listened to Frank Sinatra likely join the mob? Would serenading a youngster with Elton John’s music make him gay? Would Hank Williams recordings create a future alcoholic and Charlie Parker’s jazz make them a drug addict? Let’s hope this isn’t true as our boys listen to all these artists and more. But if this is true, there is a bright side; Berry White’s music should bring some joy to their lives. Yeah Baby!