I love it when a plan comes together.

Davey, how do you think they’re doing? I believe we’re beginning to break them in as parents. They resisted at first, full of all those ideas they read about in baby books, but look at the dark circles under their eyes. All we needed to do was wear them down. By sleeping in shifts, one of us is constantly awake around the clock to occupy and exhaust them. The fits and dual screaming stopped their feeble attempts to put us on the same schedule. Now that they’re so tired, they are easily manipulated. We’ve just about taken over their upstairs with our stuff and we haven’t even entered our toy phase yet. Keep working on your push ups and squats. If they think they’re tired now, wait until we can crawl. And, did you see them chasing Levi as he walked around exploring the house? Just wait until we are both walking and roaming every room. We’ll get those two slackers in shape. Raising parents at our age is so tough, but rewarding don’t you think?