Owensboro, KY - Based on rapid weight gain reports, allegations like those levied against baseball great Roger Clemens may soon rise that the Edds boys are injecting themselves with growth hormones. Measurements taken today at Dr. Don Neel’s office indicate Trey’s weight has ballooned to 11 lbs 6 oz and his height has extended to 23 inches long. This indicates a remarkable growth of 3 lbs 3 oz in just five weeks. More amazing was young Benji’s extraordinary weight gain of 3 lbs 15 oz over the same period. He now weighs 10 lbs 2 oz and measures 22 inches long. Paparazzi have obtained this photo that apparently verifies the juicing accusation, but the Edds boys’ parents, Dave and Sandy, deny any illegal steroid use, claiming this is simply their pediatrician’s nurse Lois administrating four vaccination shots to each boy. Trey and Benji were unavailable for comment.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Roger Clemens type allegations denied by parents
Owensboro, KY - Based on rapid weight gain reports, allegations like those levied against baseball great Roger Clemens may soon rise that the Edds boys are injecting themselves with growth hormones. Measurements taken today at Dr. Don Neel’s office indicate Trey’s weight has ballooned to 11 lbs 6 oz and his height has extended to 23 inches long. This indicates a remarkable growth of 3 lbs 3 oz in just five weeks. More amazing was young Benji’s extraordinary weight gain of 3 lbs 15 oz over the same period. He now weighs 10 lbs 2 oz and measures 22 inches long. Paparazzi have obtained this photo that apparently verifies the juicing accusation, but the Edds boys’ parents, Dave and Sandy, deny any illegal steroid use, claiming this is simply their pediatrician’s nurse Lois administrating four vaccination shots to each boy. Trey and Benji were unavailable for comment.
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WOW!!!
Guess the grandparents need to lift weights daily prior their next trip to Owensboro.
Check out those Kentucky thighs!
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