Call Me Irresistible

I had no expectation of hooking up with a cute little baby girl at Cousin Levi’s birthday party, but that’s just what happened. Sadie was totally into the Benji man from the moment her mother sat her down next to me. Sure, we had a lot in common, principally being born on the same day, but so was Davey and she totally ignored him. Sadie had it going on; she could crawl and clap really well. I thought that was pretty cool so I showed her my frog and football. That seemed to impress her, so I handed her my car keys to play with. That’s when she jumped me. I guess she thought a car went with it. Who was I to correct her?