Dinner Entertainment

Here we are sitting at the table at Olive Garden, Davey, let’s torment the folks. First let’s slap the table while Mom and Dad prepare our baby food and bottles. It will make them nervous and get the attention of all the nearby restaurant patrons. Then we can flirt with the strangers while Mom and Dad try to feed us. Be sure and move your head from side to side to give them a moving target. If we make eye contact with the waitress she’ll keep asking the folks for their order, even though they can’t look at the menu while feeding us. If they order, we’ll prolong our feeding with squirming until their food arrives and cools off. After we finish, be sure to burp as loud as possible, then squeal with happiness. Don’t stop until they pick you up and hold you in their lap. Then they can only eat their cold dinner with one hand. They are so easy.